It's not even a real country, anyway

Terrance and Phillip of South Park fame taught us an important principle:

"Blame Canada - It's not even a real country anyway"

They also gave us plenty of other information about the Canadians, such as that they have "beady little eyes, and flapping heads so full of lies". On this basis, how do you trust Canadians?

Clearly you can't, as we have today learned from Hollywood that Canada is the source of at least 50% of the world's pirated movies. Well, if Hollywood says is, it must be true then.

Slashdot's reporting that Hollywood is even considering delaying movie releases north of the border:

"Their problem is that the Canadian Copyright Act, as well as the policies of local police forces, makes it difficult to come down especially hard on perpetrators."

They're probably too busy ensuring that lumberjacks are OK. At least they're not cheese eating surrender monkeys though, huh?